I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
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i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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