hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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