I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
My hand turned me down
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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