I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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