oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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