Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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