Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
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I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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