I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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