K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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