The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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