But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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