were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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