Pants 0. Shit 1.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
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I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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