he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
