so let's talk penis.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
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It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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