the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
only if we run a train.
done.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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