Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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