great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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