Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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