Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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