Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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