OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
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He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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