pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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