this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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You tried to poop in the sink last night.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
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Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
So apparently I’m into choking now
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