Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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