Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
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