Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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