Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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