9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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