How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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