How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
