you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
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My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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