is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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