yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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