Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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