I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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