You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
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You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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