question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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