i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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