have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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