Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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