do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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