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just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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