just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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