Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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