question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
This is classic penis vs brain.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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