dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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