Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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