he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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