is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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