No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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