Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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