This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
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Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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