The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
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Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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