Please, let me fuck your mom
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
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Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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