so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
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